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The Doorway
By Dieter Auner, Suzanne Bridgham, Christopher Burdett, John Cullen (III), Teresa DePriest, Robert Hall, Christian Harmony, Don Maloney, Daniel McNamara, Joe Moylan, Brendan Murray, Hoda Saoud, Roy Scheider, Ricco Se, Lauren Woodland
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So imagine that you and a few friends are given the opportunity for free rent and some $10,000 for one semester. So what is the catch? All you have to do is renovate the house, oh and I almost forgot somewhere in the house lies a doorway straight to HELL.
At the start everything seems fine, the residents are doing some cleaning, and rocking out to some Donna Summer, until strange things start to happen, for instance a creepy hand rubbing some girl's tea nitties in the shower. At first everyone just plays the strange occurrences off, until one guy finds out that the house was built on ground that was used for devil worship. About this time some demons start showing up, randy as hell. So what are four college students suppose to do? Option A: get the fuck out, Option B: take some hot demon gel up the ass, or Option C: ask your professor what to do. Well the college students make the worst decision, and ask for their professor's advice. I personally would have taken option B.
When the professor starts to investigate the house, the demons are really pissed off so they start to fuck shit up and you do get to see some sweet kills, like someone getting their face peeled off. Throughout most of the movie you do get to see many sex scenes including a few demon sex scenes. So on the whole I really enjoyed this movie, maybe it's because I enjoy demon sex, or maybe it's all of the boobies, or maybe it' the fact that I like sweet kills, but regardless if you have even the slightest inclination towards either of those than stop reading this review and watch that movie. If not you can go fuck yourself.
two thumbs up
Leong |
| | Posted 4/7/2007 1:12 PM - 48 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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